A few questions that are stuck in my head that I feel like sharing in no particular order:
1. Why is my running partner getting faster each day, while I seem to get slower?
2. For that matter why is he losing weight, while I gain?
3. Is it possible to have a head wind in both directions when bike training?
4. Are the 3 available lanes, not counting the bike lanes, not enough room for a 2012 Mercedes at 5 A.M?
5. Does said Mercedes and or SCAT bus driver need to blow their horns while bumping my elbow on the way by?
6. Do all 10 year old boys know all the words to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You UP"?
7. And can they dance FIERCELY to it?
8. Despite my 245 frame, am I completely invisible to all cars during my morning runs? You know who you are Lexus couple this morning that I slid across your hood "Bo Luke" style!!!
9. Should I let my wife, children, and all my friends know about my secret girlfriend?
10. Even if it's Mante Te'o late fake girlfriends sister?
Run In Peace!!!
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